Wednesday, May 30, 2012

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So my mother raised me to be frugal and we’ve always prided ourselves on finding the best things to on vacation at little or no cost.  So, here’s my list so far of no to low cost attractions in Cape Town.
#7 The Labia
There are two art circuit theaters called The Labia here in Cape Town.  There are some strange films but, you’ll also find some mainstream movies there that are considered “art-y.”  You won’t find the “Lorax” or “Avengers” films here but others like “Young Adult” or “Shame” (current as of this blog post) play regularly and it will only cost you R35 to see a movie there compared to R80 at the big theatres.  Plus popcorn is only R10 and a Coke in a glass bottle for R12.  For under R60, you can have an entire movie-going experience at an old-fashioned theatre.
#6 Nelson Mandela Gateway
Commonly known as the Gateway to the ferry to Robben Island, this beautiful building is also a museum with interesting exhibits of its own.  While waiting for the people to come back from the Robben Island Tour (which you should probably splurge for, too), you can look around the museum which currently has an exhibit about a Jewish, communist couple that was involved in the resistance and the husband became a political prisoner while the wife and children faced many challenges and exile themselves.  The exhibit seems to be rotating but there will surely be something interesting there at any given time.
Nearby you’ll find Nobel Square which houses bronze statues of the 4 South African Nobel Peace Prize Winners and many quotes written in multiple languages recognizing their work and contributions to peace.  Also, the giant Coca-Cola Man is a very interesting Waterfront attraction.
#5 Hiking the Mountains
There’s plenty of hiking to do in Table Mountain National Park.
Table Mountain: 1.5-3 hours up the rocky, stair-like pass to the flat top overlooking the city and beach.   NOT free to go down the Cable Car but it’s a nice ride since it spins you around so everyone in the car can see all angles of the view.  FREE to hike down but I would have been too nervous to run down like some of the brave, fit people out there and “hiking” down would require a lot of sitting and sliding.

Lions Head: 45 minutes-2 hours up the steep, well maintained path that turns into skinny, rocky trails where you have to hug the cliff and even use chains and handlebars to reach the very, very top.  Completely free up and down and there’s a convenient sign on the drive there that says whether it’s safe to climb or not.
Devil’s Peak: It’s on my list. All I know so far is that it’s free and that the trail goes past a reserve that houses some zebras.
The 12 Apostles: I don't know yet if you can climb these but wouldn’t it be awesome to say that you hiked the Devil’s Peak then the 12 Apostles in 12 weeks?
#4 Old Biscuit Mill (or one of the many other lovely farmer’s markets or organic festivals)
Pesto Princess Queen size tub of Basil Pesto for R45 ($5.60 while the USD is strong) and a full freshly-baked that morning baguette served from a old trailer for R15 (less than $2).  Don’t get me wrong. Old Biscuit Mill has its scene and the gourmet sandwiches can be decently pricey.  However, if you buy smart, you can have breakfast (baguette with basil pesto), lunch (baguette with basil pesto), snacks (baguette with basil pesto), and just add some shredded cheese to have a well-rounded dinner (gourmet pesto grilled cheese on baguette).  Yes, that was my meal schedule last Saturday…and I still have plenty of pesto left over to spice up some other meals (macaroni and cheese with pesto…grilled fake chicken patty sandwich with cheese and pesto…curried vegetables with pesto?...well I’m not sure about that one.) 
#3 Green Point to Camps Bay boardwalk
This tour is completely free and wonderful in so many ways (See Blog Post 6).  To recap…
First, Cape Town is such a dog friendly city, there’s no shortage of dogs to play with along the way.  In my quasi-experimental study, 100% of the respondents enjoyed talking about their dogs. Tip: Just ask someone about their dog and you and the dog can enjoy some bonding time while the owner goes off about their furry family member.
Second, if coming from the Waterfront, you’ll encounter a breaker wall that sometimes sends waves crashing over the barrier and onto the sidewalk much to the delight of children at heart or dismay of tourists with cameras.  Basically, a “Waterpark at the Waterfront” that doesn't cost you $35/ticket.
Third, everywhere from the City through the Southern Suburbs all the way down to Cape Point and the Cape of Good Hope is part of the national park system.  Along the boardwalk, you’ll find some beaches which would probably be nice in the summer and even a place where you can walk down to the rocks right in the ocean by the breaker wall.  Enjoy the rocks near the staircase (careful, they might be slippery or covered in teeny-tiny baby snails) but you probably shouldn’t venture out to the larger ones…one local woman passed on the warning that people have been killed there when the larger waves come in.
Fourth, playgrounds are so creative here in Cape Town…along this path you’ll encounter some standard playgrounds but also a field of horse statues with horns in their mouths and…other ends…that connect the horses to each other so playground attendees can enjoy conversations across the field from one another…Where else can you literally say that the words your friend must be talking from a horse’s a**?!
Tip: Combine #4 with #3 and you’ve got yourself a great day! 




Tip tip: The boardwalk from the Waterfront to Camps Bay is an estimated 10K…perfect run or what?
#2 Penguin Park at Simon’s Town
As you’ll see in Lonely Planet, they do charge a good chunk of Rand to enter the museum or penguin beach but those are totally unnecessary.  There’s also a well-maintained National Park boardwalk that walks you right through penguin nesting grounds and down to a rocky overlook where the penguins like to hang out and bask in the sun.  Exploring a little further, there’s a tight squeeze trail that heads out to Boulder Beach where you can watch individual penguins enjoying the peace and quiet or swimming in the shallow waters near the edge.  Here you’ll also encounter Simon’s Town-ians strolling down from their beachfront mansions to walk their dogs. 
Certainly, Sea World can’t match a wild penguin show and natural breeding grounds for $50/ticket.
You could even try to ride the train there for free but…WARNING…if they ask for your ticket and you don’t have one they’ll take you into a little room, intimidate you, then demand that you pay for your ticket.  Really, it’s probably better to just buy the USD1.50 ticket…first class, that is.

#1 Top attraction and surprise of the year…..
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R2.95 cones at McDonald’s!***
Seriously, this takes the cake…for a person who visits McDonald’s only once a year for a minty Shamrock Shake and an occasional Sweet Tea, I’ve been there at least 3 times since I discovered this amazing deal about a week and a half ago.  R2.95 was a mere 42 cents when we found out about the deal and now only 36 cents since the Rand has taken a plunge in anticipation of upcoming Greek elections. Fortunately, there’s no McDonald’s in Rondebosch so my ice cream cone diet is restricted to trips downtown when I can convince the others to stop at McDonald’s with me (believe me…not a hard thing to do).
***NOTE: I would not otherwise condone the consumption of McDonald’s products or support of their factory farming mega-dynasty.  Please only support the soft-serve

Well, I hope this helps some other frugal travelers find their way in Cape Town.  Overall, the cabs are cheap in comparison to Ann Arbor; the food at the fancier restaurants is comparable in cost to a standard meal at Macaroni Grill though they don’t fill you up on that delicious bread before your meal arrives like most Americans look forward to…some will provide modest appetizers; renting a car might be the cheaper way to go but watch “Jerusalema” and you’ll surely think twice; and you certainly don’t need to pay R80 to ride that Ferris wheel at the Waterfront to see the best views in town.